I always follow back

Libby and I took advantage of the bike trails today! It was such beautiful weather and this girl did NOT want to quit. 

relyonloveonceinawhile:

whatmariadidnext:

two4fit:

TABLOID HEADLINES WITHOUT THE SEXISM

"WOMAN IN TRACKSUIT PROBABLY NOT DISOWNED BY ENTIRE FAMILY"

"It’s mildly breezy outside."

breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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truediesil:

rutella:

beardbalm:

oh my…

Fronicating drug-dealing evolutionist

Oh god, thank heavens she rewrote this, fornication is the only reason we are here God forbid we never fornicate

I was trying to be stealthy but I think she caught on in the end. 

fovelshucker:

DONT BE FRIENDS WITH ME I LAUGH AT MY OWN JOKES FOR YEARS

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

maromaro613:

MAROMODS Smash Bro Codes Announcement!

So my girlfriend and I both entered contests to win codes before I got my email with my codes……….she won a code tonight haha!
When I got my email she was of course the first to get a code and so she’s kindly offered me the code to giveaway since she knows I love my followers.

Another code is up for grabs starting now! Same rules as my first contest apply:

How To Enter:

- Must be following me
- Must reblog this post (LikesDoNotCount)
- Must be within the USA

I’ll choose the winner through a random number generator as to be fair. Once chosen I will direct message you with details and the code. Also with permission I will post the winner and link your blog.

• Giveaway Ends Tues the 16th @ 12am

- Winner will be announced and emailed the following morning (PST)

Goodluck and happy smashing folks!

Maro

Squuueeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!

These fries are lackluster
A short poem inspired by a disappointing trip to McDonalds. 

shingeki-no-random:

Fuck you too.

Googled “how to make money fast”. got some great tips. 
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Googled “how to make money fast”. got some great tips. 

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